Three hungry bats... Three hungry vampire bats are hanging upside down in a tall tower at night#Food#Vampire0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A vampire walks into a blood bar with a big smile on his face.... The bartender looks at him confused and the vampire says#Vampire#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A homless lady pushing a cart at 2 am told my friends and i this. ""What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire"" See you the same time next month.#Vampire0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I think my friend is a vampire I stabbed him in the heart with a wooden stake and he died#Vampire0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? I'll see you next month#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
3 vampires are having a competition to prove who's the most vicious vampire among them. 3 vampires are having a competition to prove who's the most vicious vampire among them.#Vampire0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two peasants turned vampire hunters entered the local cemetery.... ...Looking for the dreaded vampire that threatened their homes. As they searched among the tombstones#Vampire#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Three vampire bats had a blood drinking competition The first bat flew away and came back with blood on its teeth saying ""You see that man over there? I drank his blood"#Vampire0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What happens when you cross a snowman and a vampire? You get a frostbite.#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My favorite Vampire Joke from this thread 3 vampires are having a competition to prove who's the most vicious vampire among them.#Vampire0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I once knew a vampire who refused to drink blood He would satisfy his cravings with fake blood#Vampire0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
3 vampires walk into a bar... A vampire walks into a bar and orders a shot of hot blood.#Vampire#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two nuns are driving through Romania And they pass by Transylvania when a vampire leaps on their car. When the passenger nun fails to get the vampire off#Romania#Religion#Driving#Vampire0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two nuns are driving through the countryside when a vampire jumps onto the roof of their car.#Driving#Vampire0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*NSFW-ish* Two nuns Two nun's are crossing the road when a vampire jumps out.#Religion#Vampire0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My brother and I started a business manufacturing Dracula toys I have to make every second Count#Vampire0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A British vampire walks inside a bar... The bartender offers him a glass of fresh blood but he refused. Instead#Vampire#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp