Two nuns are driving through Romania And they pass by Transylvania when a vampire leaps on their car. When the passenger nun fails to get the vampire off, the driver nun tells her, "Quick! Show him your cross!" The passenger nun shouts "GET OFF THE DAMN CAR!"

Two (more) nuns (The [other two nuns joke](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/17mc11/there_were_two_nuns/) reminded me of this one so had to post) Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of their car. ""Quick sister,"" screams one nun, ""Show him your cross!"" So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, ""Get the f#ck off our car before I get out the car, rip your balls off and shove them down your throat, you little s#it!""

Two nuns Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent are traveling through Europe in their car sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light out of nowhere a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield. ""Quick quick!"" shouts Sister Mary Agnes ""What should we do?"" ""Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination"" says Sister Mary Vincent. Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers which knock the mini-Dracula a…

2 nuns are driving down a dark road.. .. when suddenly a vampire jumps out in front of the car, and forces them to stop. He climbs onto the car and starts looking hungrily at them. "What should we do?" - asks one nun "Show him your cross!" - replies the other. so the nun shouts : "Get off my f**king car!!"