Two (more) nuns (The [other two nuns joke](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/17mc11/there_were_two_nuns/) reminded me of this one so had to post) Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of their car. ""Quick sister,"" screams one nun, ""Show him your cross!"" So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, ""Get the f#ck off our car before I get out the car, rip your balls off and shove them down your throat, you little s#it!""

Two nuns Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent are traveling through Europe in their car sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light out of nowhere a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield. ""Quick quick!"" shouts Sister Mary Agnes ""What should we do?"" ""Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination"" says Sister Mary Vincent. Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers which knock the mini-Dracula a…

Two nuns are driving through Romania And they pass by Transylvania when a vampire leaps on their car. When the passenger nun fails to get the vampire off, the driver nun tells her, "Quick! Show him your cross!" The passenger nun shouts "GET OFF THE DAMN CAR!"

Two nuns are on a motorcar trip through Europe, and end up in Transylvania. While stopped at a traffic signal, a tiny Dracula jumps up on the hood of their vehicle and hisses through the windshield. “What should we do?” shrieks one nun as she panics and reaches for her Rosary beads.. “Turn on the wipers! That will get rid of the abomination, Sister,” says the passenger nun. The driver does so, and Dracula gets knocked around a bit but manages to hang on. “Use the washer,” shouts the pas…