😄 A homless lady pushing a cart at 2 am told my friends and i this. ""What did the one lesbian vampire...

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A homless lady pushing a cart at 2 am told my friends and i this. ""What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire"" See you the same time next month.

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Joke ID: 01KKTN0Z37Y4FK112M7T3DP7JZ

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