"How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror? Oh questions about the job? No I'm good."

Asking politicians to give up source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood.

Surprised to find out that the untold part of Dracula Untold is that he's a weed-smoking libertarian

(interviewer): do you have any questions? (me): ya can a werewolf bite really kill a vampire?