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Two nuns Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent are traveling through Europe in their car sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light out of nowhere a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield. ""Quick quick!"" shouts Sister Mary Agnes ""What should we do?"" ""Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination"" says Sister Mary Vincent. Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers which knock the mini-Dracula a

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