When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?" because you can never be too careful.#Dr Frankenstein0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
JOB INTERVIEWER: so, what was your last job? DR. FRANKENSTEIN: bodybuilding#Dr Frankenstein#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit? ""It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!""#Dr Frankenstein#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The Bride of Frankenstein Dr. Frankenstein: I took the Bride Of Frankenstein to the Caribbean last month. Igor: Jamaica? Dr. Frankenstein: Yes.#Frankenstein Dr Frankenstein#Igor Jamaica#Dr Frankenstein0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely? He's good at making friends.#Dr Frankenstein#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!#Dr Frankenstein#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know but it is great at chasing submarines.#Dr Frankenstein#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.#Dr Frankenstein#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes that was one of his most striking achievements.#Dr Frankenstein0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dr Frankenstein: Igor have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what's it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.#Dr Frankenstein Igor#Dr Frankenstein0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dracula: And what did he get? Igor: We don't know - we haven't managed to catch it yet.#Dr Frankenstein#Vampire0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.#Dr Frankenstein#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well you need never have a bathtub ring again! I've invented the square tub . . .#Dr Frankenstein0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
He Made A Monster Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition and discovered he had seriously misunderstood the objective#Dr Frankenstein0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was Dr. Frankenstein upset? He misunderstood the rules to the bodybuilding competition.#Dr Frankenstein#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr Frankenstein. I’m only trying to make a living.#Dr Frankenstein0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I never understood how Dr. Frankenstein got overpowered by his monster... ... I mean#Dr Frankenstein0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dr. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition... It seems he wildly misunderstood the rules.#Dr Frankenstein0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition... ...and discovered that he'd gravely misunderstood the objective.#Dr Frankenstein0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition.. ...And later discovered that he had seriously misunderstood the objective.#Dr Frankenstein0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball? You look quite put-together this evening.#Dr Frankenstein#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp