When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?" because you can never be too careful.

JOB INTERVIEWER: so, what was your last job? DR. FRANKENSTEIN: bodybuilding

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit? ""It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!""

Dr. Frankenstein: The original body-builder!