Asking politicians to give up source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood.

They refused to take my order just because I was wearing a dastardly Dracula cape. The people at the blood bank have no sense of humour.

[blood bank] Doc inserts needle [turns around] YOU AGAIN! [vampire sucking on tube like straw] GO ON SCOOT [chases him from room with broom]

Vampires at the bar Rich Vampire: I want a fresh blood from a healthy human! Ordinary Vampire: Ordinary blood please! Poor Vampire: Excuse me! Can you give me a hot water? I'll make tea instead. (pulls out tampon)