Human drinks a Vampire's blood. Out of curiosity, the Vampire asks what it tastes like. "It's irony."#Vampire946🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How do you kill a vampire from New Jersey? With a New York steak. Edit: I want to say this is OC because I thought of it myself but I feel like someone else may have also thought of it at some point in time.#New Jersey#New York#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?,"One bursts into flames in the sunlight and the other is a vampire.#Vampire0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire? See you next month.#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
what did one lesbian vampire say to the other? same time next month? (hopefully not a repost)#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? See you next month!#Dating#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common? They both go down for the count!!#Mike Tyson#Dating#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's a vampire bat's favorite fruit? A Nectarine! What's a vampire bat's favorite dog breed? The blood hound!#Animals#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did the vampire feel tired after dinner? All the blood had rushed to his stomach.#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did the vampire say to the werewolf after discovering its blood is inedible? "Fangs for nothing!"#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did the woman say to the vampire when she woke up with her period? "I made you breakfast in bed!"#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank? A cab.#Money#Driving#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire? They only wanna go down on her once a month#Dating#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was the vampire's girlfriend mad at him? Because she couldn't finish her sentences. Why couldn't she finish her sentences? He kept eating her periods.#Dating#Vampire#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp