A senior in high school decides to have his girlfriend over one night for a good time.. His younger brother sleeps on the bottom bunk. The older brother says to his girlfriend, every time you want me to go faster say tomatoes, whenever you want me to change position say lettuce, whenever you want me to go deeper say bread. They wait until the little brother falls asleep, then begin. ""Lettuce, tomatoes, lettuce, tomatoes, bread, lettuce..."" The little brother yells, ""hey quit making sandwiches…