Roger the Living Head [Story Joke] So there's this newly married couple, and they love each other quite a bit. So they decide they're going to have a child. Nine months goes by and it's time for the child to be delivered, but when the doctors pull the baby out, it is only a head. It's still crying and healthy, but it has no body besides its head. The doctors are amazed, but the parents are heartbroken. They decide that they are going to name the baby Roger after his father's father, and that the…

A man bought a robot car. He was excited to try out the new car. That day, his wife was tired and didn't want to pick up the kids from school, so the man decided to try out the robot car. He said, ""Car, go bring my children from school."" The car left and didn't return for a while. Feeling worried, they walked outside and saw the car returning. It stopped in front of the house, and it was filled with many kids, but their children were not there. ""These are all your kids?!"" The wife said, furi…

A husband and wife are arguing about finances Husband: What about your $30,000 student loan that you have yet to pay off! Wife: What about your $40,000 truck debt!! Husband: at least my truck takes me places... This was a real conversation between the wife and I. She went to school to be an environmental technician.

No one believes seniors . .. . Everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally. On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at th…