No one believes seniors . .. . Everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally. On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at th…

An elderly couple... An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally. On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, n…

Good old Seniors No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally. On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practical…

Little Ian A teacher was testing children in a Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. ""If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church,"" she asked them, ""would that get me into heaven?"" ""NO!"" the children answered. ""If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?"" Again, the answer was 'No!' By now she was starting to smile. ""Well, then…