Jonny Jokes

In little Jonny's class, the teacher would hand out jelly babies to who ever answers correctly, but Jonny never got any right. One day he decided to buy some Jelly babies on the way to school. There wasn't any left in the shop so he bought Malteasers instead. That day, he was doing great! Answering every question correct, earning himself many jelly babies. When he did, he would stuff his Malteasers into his pocket. As he stuffed them into his pocket, one fell out and rolled to the front of the c…

Lil Jonny asks for little Sally's hand in marriage Lil Jonny who is about 4 years old confidently walks up to little Sally's dad and says "" Sir, I would like to ask your permission for Sally's hand in marriage!"" Little Sally's dad taken back by this thinks it's just the cutest thing he has ever heard. So he ponders and say's ""ok lil Jonny, if the two of you were to marry where would you live?"" Lil Jonny scratches his head and say's ""well her room is bigger than mine and we might have to mov…

Little Jonny was 5 years old and born blind. One evening as his mother puts him to bed she says to him, ""Jonny, tomorrow is a very special day: if you pray extra hard tonight God will grant you the miracle of sight"". Super excited, Jonny jumps back out of bed, clasps his hands together and begin to pray, as his mum leaves the room. Just as she is about to close the door Jonny asks, ""mum, will God really give me my sight?"". ""Yes Jonny, but only if you pray extra hard"". An hour or so later, …

Little Jonny and Little April Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ""Tell me, April, who created the universe?"" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ""GOD ALMIGHTY!"" shouted April and the teacher said, ""Very good"" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, ""Who is our Lord and S…

A man rushes home hoping ti catch his wife with he lover. So he says to his son: ""Jonny, help me find the fancy man"" Jonny looks under his parent's bed and asks: ""Excuse me Mr. Smith, have you seen any fancy men around here?""

What did little Jonny have to say on the topic of meteorites? No comet.

Little Jonny was 5 years old and born blind Little Jonny was 5 years old and born blind. One evening as his mother puts him to bed she says to him, "Jonny, tomorrow is a very special day: if you pray extra hard tonight God will grant you the miracle of sight". Super excited, Jonny jumps back out of bed, clasps his hands together and begin to pray, as his mum leaves the room. Just as she is about to close the door Jonny asks, "mum, will God really give me my sight?". "Yes Jonny, but only if you …

An old man saw little Jonny walking down the street. An old man saw little Johnny walking down the street with some chicken wire. The old man said ""Jonny what are you doing with that chicken wire."" Johnny replied ""I'm going to catch some chickens.” ”You can't catch chicken with chicken wire” replied the old man. Later that afternoon Johnny came by with all the chickens that he could carry.

Jonny the 5th grader needs to take a piss. Jonny says to his teacher

So little jonny came back from the church...

Little Jonny is having a difficult time with the math lesson so... The teacher

Little Jonny was 5 years old and born blind Little Jonny was 5 years old and born blind. One evening as his mother puts him to bed she says to him

Little Jonny got expelled from school one day... His mother had to go and pick him up and speak with the school.