Lil Jonny asks for little Sally's hand in marriage Lil Jonny who is about 4 years old confidently walks up to little Sally's dad and says "" Sir, I would like to ask your permission for Sally's hand in marriage!"" Little Sally's dad taken back by this thinks it's just the cutest thing he has ever heard. So he ponders and say's ""ok lil Jonny, if the two of you were to marry where would you live?"" Lil Jonny scratches his head and say's ""well her room is bigger than mine and we might have to mov…

Little Jonny was 5 years old and born blind. One evening as his mother puts him to bed she says to him, ""Jonny, tomorrow is a very special day: if you pray extra hard tonight God will grant you the miracle of sight"". Super excited, Jonny jumps back out of bed, clasps his hands together and begin to pray, as his mum leaves the room. Just as she is about to close the door Jonny asks, ""mum, will God really give me my sight?"". ""Yes Jonny, but only if you pray extra hard"". An hour or so later, …

A man rushes home hoping ti catch his wife with he lover. So he says to his son: ""Jonny, help me find the fancy man"" Jonny looks under his parent's bed and asks: ""Excuse me Mr. Smith, have you seen any fancy men around here?""

Little Jonny was 5 years old and born blind Little Jonny was 5 years old and born blind. One evening as his mother puts him to bed she says to him, "Jonny, tomorrow is a very special day: if you pray extra hard tonight God will grant you the miracle of sight". Super excited, Jonny jumps back out of bed, clasps his hands together and begin to pray, as his mum leaves the room. Just as she is about to close the door Jonny asks, "mum, will God really give me my sight?". "Yes Jonny, but only if you …