Lil Jonny asks for little Sally's hand in marriage Lil Jonny who is about 4 years old confidently walks up to little Sally's dad and says "" Sir, I would like to ask your permission for Sally's hand in marriage!"" Little Sally's dad taken back by this thinks it's just the cutest thing he has ever heard. So he ponders and say's ""ok lil Jonny, if the two of you were to marry where would you live?"" Lil Jonny scratches his head and say's ""well her room is bigger than mine and we might have to move some stuff around but I think it will do just fine for us."" Sally's dad lets out a chuckle but clearly impressed the kid even had a answer so he says.. ""Ok what about money?"" Lil Jonny looks down at his shoes and then back square in his eyes and says ""well sir, I make 3 dollars a week by taking out the trash and she makes two dollars from helping her mom, I know it's not much but I think that will be just fine."" The father grins again impressed thinking this is to cute. So he decides to put lil Jonny to the real test and he says "" Look lil Jonny, Marriage is about raising a family, what will you do should the two of you have kids?"" Lil Jonny looks at him and reply's ""well sir we've been lucky so far"" Lil Sally's dad no longer thinks the little shit is so cute anymore.