Little Sallys Jokes

Lil Jonny asks for little Sally's hand in marriage Lil Jonny who is about 4 years old confidently walks up to little Sally's dad and says "" Sir, I would like to ask your permission for Sally's hand in marriage!"" Little Sally's dad taken back by this thinks it's just the cutest thing he has ever heard. So he ponders and say's ""ok lil Jonny, if the two of you were to marry where would you live?"" Lil Jonny scratches his head and say's ""well her room is bigger than mine and we might have to mov…

Little Sally was on a swing. She fell off. Why? Because she had no hands. Why didn't she get up? Because she had no legs, either. Why did noone help her? Because she had no friends. What did Little Sally get for Christmas? Gloves... JK. She couldn't even open the box. What did she get for her second Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her third Christmas? Funearl rites. What were Little Sally's parents looking for after Little Sally's death? Someone to hold the funearl. What was the last thi…