A chicken is at home watching MTV... She's watching a heavy metal music video, and the guitarist plays an amazing solo. The chicken says ""that looks amazing, I want to do that!"" The chicken goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. ""Hi, I'd like to learn to play guitar."" Says the chicken. ""Sure,"" says the man on the phone. ""Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."" ""There's just one problem,"" says the chicken. ""I'm a chicken."" ""Not to worry,"" the ma…

In little Jonny's class, the teacher would hand out jelly babies to who ever answers correctly, but Jonny never got any right. One day he decided to buy some Jelly babies on the way to school. There wasn't any left in the shop so he bought Malteasers instead. That day, he was doing great! Answering every question correct, earning himself many jelly babies. When he did, he would stuff his Malteasers into his pocket. As he stuffed them into his pocket, one fell out and rolled to the front of the c…

One Day, All the Children in Ms. Jennifer's Class Were Learning About Politics Ms. Jennifer began the lesson, ""We'll start with the liberal party. Liberals believe in equality for all and that everything should be fair."" Now, this sounded pretty grand to all the first graders, so when Ms. Jennifer asked, ""Which of you are Liberals like me?"" The result was nearly unanimous! After all, the teacher must be right, right? That was what the entire class thought, anyhow. The entire class, except li…

A horse is watching a heavy metal music video, and the guitarist plays an amazing solo. The horse says ""that looks amazing, I want to do that!"" The horse goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. ""Hi, I'd like to learn to play guitar."" Says the horse. ""Sure,"" says the man on the phone. ""Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."" ""There's just one problem,"" says the horse. ""I'm a horse."" ""Not to worry,"" the man says. ""We have new state of the art tec…