A chicken is at home watching MTV... She's watching a heavy metal music video, and the guitarist plays an amazing solo. The chicken says ""that looks amazing, I want to do that!"" The chicken goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. ""Hi, I'd like to learn to play guitar."" Says the chicken. ""Sure,"" says the man on the phone. ""Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."" ""There's just one problem,"" says the chicken. ""I'm a chicken."" ""Not to worry,"" the man says. ""We have new state of the art technology to teach Chickens. You'll be playing with your toes.."" Sure enough, the chicken gets really good at the guitar and she can play that amazing solo. She wants to show her friends, so she picks up the phone and calls Cat. ""Hey Cat, come over!"" she says. Cat comes over, watches Chicken play the guitar and thinks it's pretty cool. Cat watches the music video and says ""hey, that drum part is pretty cool, I want to learn to play that."" Cat goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. ""Hi, I'd like to learn to play the drums."" Says the Cat. ""Sure,"" says the man on the phone. ""Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."" ""There's just one problem,"" says the Cat. ""I'm a cat."" ""Not to worry,"" the man says. ""We have new state of the art technology to teach cats. You'll be playing with your toes and paws."" Sure enough, the cat gets really good and begins to jam with the chicken. Eventually, they think that something's missing. They watch the video again and realize they need a bass guitarist. They call their friend Cow and show them what they've been up to. Cow thinks it's pretty cool, and wants to learn how to play the bass guitar. Cow goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. ""Hi, I'd like to learn to play bass guitar."" Says the cow. ""Sure,"" says the man on the phone. ""Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."" ""There's just one problem,"" says the cow. ""I'm a cow."" ""Oh I'm sorry,"" the man says, ""We would be able to teach you but, you lactose.