A tourist is eaten by a python at the zoo. Two tourists from the Czech republic are visiting New York. At the zoo, one leans forward, trying to get real close to the pythons. He falls down into the enclosure and is quickly swallowed whole. Panicking, the other guy runs up to a caretaker and cries out for help. The caretaker asks him: ""Which of these pythons ate your friend, the male or the female one?"" ""That one! That one!"", exclaims the Czech, pointing at the male snake, bloated with its st…