In the Czech Republic abortions are known as cancelled Czechs

A tourist is eaten by a python at the zoo. Two tourists from the Czech republic are visiting New York. At the zoo, one leans forward, trying to get real close to the pythons. He falls down into the enclosure and is quickly swallowed whole. Panicking, the other guy runs up to a caretaker and cries out for help. The caretaker asks him: ""Which of these pythons ate your friend, the male or the female one?"" ""That one! That one!"", exclaims the Czech, pointing at the male snake, bloated with its st…

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic? Czechmate

Manyard Begley, a wealthy patent lawyer, had a lovely summer house in rural maine. Each year, he invited a different friend to spend a week or two with him. One year, he decided to invite a friend from the Czech Republic. The two friends had an amazing time together, rising early and going hiking in the great outdoors. Early one morning, the lawyer and his Czech friend went out to pick berries for their breakfast. As they went around the berry patch, they came across two enormous bears-- a male …