An old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her...
..One of the bags was ripped and every once in a
while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped
her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and
see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, officer.
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.“Where did you get all that money?
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