TV Anchor and A Shapherd TV Anchor to a Shapherd: "What do you feed your goat?" Shepherd: "Which one, the black or the white?" Anchor: "hmm! The black one" Shepherd: "Grass" Anchor: "And the white one?" Shepherd: "Also Grass" Anchor: "How do you bathe them?" Shepherd: "Which one, the black or the white?" Anchor: "The black one" Shepherd: "With water" Anchor: "And the white one?" Shepherd: "Also with water" Anchor: "Where do you house them?" Shepherd: "Which one, the black or the white?" Anchor: "The black one" Shepherd: "In the large barn" Anchor: "And the white one?" Shepherd: "Also in the large barn" Anchor: "Moron, If you treat them both the same way, why do you keep asking me which one, the black or white?" Shepherd: "Because the white goat is mine." Anchor: "And the black one? Shepherd: "That is also mine" EDIT: Shapherd -> Shepherd