Either Way Jokes

In the US the best men of all are called "bros." In the UK, it's "lads." Either way, they're both thoughtful, selfless & fun to be around.

3 Medics Normandy landings. 3 Medics take cover in a crater when a shell detonates behind them taking one of the medics legs off. One of the medics - still a little drunk - confides in his comrade... ""He told me last night if he ever loses one leg to amputate the other"" ""Are you sure that's right"" asks the other medic. ""If it wasn't we'll tell him he lost both"" Either way he didn't have a leg to stand on.

Someone asked me if I smoked I said sodium Bromate Cuz NaBrO _______________________________________________ Hope you liked my joke! Let me know if you think you've seen it before. I thought I came up with it but these Jokes are common and I'm not clever enough so I possibly read it somewhere Either way hope you liked it!

A pediatrician and funeral guy opened up a business together. The sign out front said ""Either way, you get your kid back""

Being married vs being gay: Either way you're going to have somebody stuck up your ass.

Doctor Griffith offers both Veterinary and Taxidermy services. His tag line is ""Either way, you get your pet back"".

Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and a veterinarian? He has a sign on his door: “Either way, you get your dog back.”

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common? ... Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a drug addict? A refrigerator starts in a box and moves into a house. (This is not mine, but I don't know the source. Either way, I thought it should be shared.)

Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and veterinarian?,"He has a sign on the door that says ""Either way you get your dog back.""

Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and veterinarian? He has a sign on the door that says "Either way, you get your dog back."