What do you do all day? A man came home from work and found his 5 children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden, The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, Walking in the door, he found ...an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with…

Poor Boudreaux . . . Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "Father, I kinda took a little lumber from that new construction site." Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son? Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my porch, she's had a hole for a long time. I'm afraid that someone will break their leg, so I fix the hole." Priest: "Well, that's not so bad." Boudreaux: "Well, Father, I had a little lumber left." Priest: "What did you do with it? Boudreaux: "Well, my poor dog Phi…

Is it not funny Prize winning message of the year-. A husb went to police station for filing report For his missing wife: Husb : -I lost my wife (misty), she went for shopping & still not reached home yet. Inspector : -What is her height ? Husb: -I never noticed. Inspector : -Slim or healthy ?. Husb: -Not slim can be healthy. Inspector : -Colour of eyes ? Husb : -Never noticed. Inspector : -Colour of hair ? Husb : -Changes according to season. Inspector : -What was she wearing? Husb…

Missing report A husband went to the police station to file a missing report Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet. Officer: -What is her height? Husband : -Average, I guess. Officer: -Slim or healthy? Husband: -Not slim, but probably healthy. Officer: -Color of eyes? Husband : -Never noticed. Officer : -Color of hair? Husband : -Changes according to season. Officer : -What was she wearing? Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit. Officer …