Daphne Jokes

Classic cartoon characters get together for a reunion. A bunch of classic cartoon characters get together one night for some fun. After dinner, followed by a few too many glasses of wine, Velma Flintstone declares ""Have any of you ladies been having any intimacy issues? Fred and I have had to use personal lubricant lately. I guess after thousands of years, the spark is just gone."" ""Oh sister, you are not alone!"" chirps Daphne. My Fred and I have been using lube since that whole ordeal with t…

Scooby and the gang on Family Fortunes The host goes to Daphne and asks her to name an endangered African animal, she ponders for a second and then a voice in the background goes ""Rhino!"" The host says ""I know you do Scooby, but it's not your go...""

The Mystery Gang have a quiz night. Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby decide to have a quiz, and split into two teams. Fred is the quizmaster. Velma and Daphne are in one team, Shaggy and Scooby in the other. Fred: Okay, Daph and Velma, Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals? Scooby: Rhino! Fred: I know you do, Scooby, but wait your turn. twitter.com/0point5twins

""Okay Fred Shaggy and Daphne