Velma Jokes

A rusted van sits under a bridge. Rats gnaw on moldy Scooby Snacks. Shaggy takes a hit off the pipe. "WHY COULDN'T YOU LOVE ME VELMA?"

Fred: let's settle this once and for all! *fred rips my face away revealing bloody skull* Velma: he wasn't wearing a mask! Fred: I know.

She was like "wrong hole", so I said "adventurous on the e-harmony profile isn't knitting quilts Velma", long story short I'm still single.

- Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals? - Rhino - We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn

ME: Velma cant see anything without her glasses, so in order to find her glasses, she needs to be wearing them PRIEST: Those are your vows?

The Mystery Gang have a quiz night. Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby decide to have a quiz, and split into two teams. Fred is the quizmaster. Velma and Daphne are in one team, Shaggy and Scooby in the other. Fred: Okay, Daph and Velma, Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals? Scooby: Rhino! Fred: I know you do, Scooby, but wait your turn. twitter.com/0point5twins

So Velma and Shaggy your in the final round and this is the £10000 question

whose playing shaggy so much? Velma