Fred: let's settle this once and for all! *fred rips my face away revealing bloody skull* Velma: he wasn't wearing a mask! Fred: I know.

The Mystery Gang have a quiz night. Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby decide to have a quiz, and split into two teams. Fred is the quizmaster. Velma and Daphne are in one team, Shaggy and Scooby in the other. Fred: Okay, Daph and Velma, Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals? Scooby: Rhino! Fred: I know you do, Scooby, but wait your turn. twitter.com/0point5twins

"Hey Fred" Yeah Barney? "The Bee Gees have no hot chicks in the band" Yeah but ABBA do!

A rusted van sits under a bridge. Rats gnaw on moldy Scooby Snacks. Shaggy takes a hit off the pipe. "WHY COULDN'T YOU LOVE ME VELMA?"