Bee Gees Jokes

"Hey Fred" Yeah Barney? "The Bee Gees have no hot chicks in the band" Yeah but ABBA do!

Play The Bee Gees loudly several times a day from your home so that if you have to kill someone the sounds won't be unusual.

Bee Gees Songs: Saturday Night Fever Sunday Night Scurvy Monday Night Measles Tuesday Night Typhoid Wednesday Night Whooping Cough

What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees? Stayin' Alive

Last night I thought I heard the spring onions singing Bee Gees songs in my fridge. When I opened the door I realised it was just the chives talking.

Walked past the fridge today and heard some onions singing the Bee Gees... ...turns out it was just some Ch-ch-ch-chivvveesss talking.

I get chills down my spine every time I hear the song Stayin' Alive... I don't know, there's something about the Bee Gees that just gives me the heebie jeebies

What is Barry Gibb better at than the rest of the Bee Gees? Staying Alive

A man walked past the refrigerator and heard two onions singing a Bee Gees song. When he opened the fridge door, it was just chives talking.