"Hey Fred" Yeah Barney? "The Bee Gees have no hot chicks in the band" Yeah but ABBA do!

Play The Bee Gees loudly several times a day from your home so that if you have to kill someone the sounds won't be unusual.

What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees? Stayin' Alive

Last night I thought I heard the spring onions singing Bee Gees songs in my fridge. When I opened the door I realised it was just the chives talking.