Last night I thought I heard the spring onions singing Bee Gees songs in my fridge. When I opened the door I realised it was just the chives talking.

A man walked past the refrigerator and heard two onions singing a Bee Gees song. When he opened the fridge door, it was just chives talking.

My 2 year old has a pretty big attitude considering that I'm the only one who can open the fridge.

"Hey Fred" Yeah Barney? "The Bee Gees have no hot chicks in the band" Yeah but ABBA do!