Paris Jokes

I told my boyfriend that he better start treating me like a princess So he flew me to Paris

I asked my wife what she wanted for Valentine's Day and she said 'treat me like a princess!' I'm having her killed in a traffic accident in Paris.

Recently a burglar in Paris...

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre After careful planning

In 2012 Kanye made millions from ""Niggas in Paris"" 2016 he lost it to them.

I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris but it turns out that idea was taken. I had another idea for one where the same agent is kidnapped with his wife in Istanbul

A man is in an airplane from Miami to Paris And a stunning gorgeous woman seats by his side. He's the eager to start a conversation.

How many men do you need to defend Paris? I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

It's November 10th 1823 Paris

""Dad why is my sister called Paris?""

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris? No one knows

If you jumped off a bridge in Paris You'd be In seine

Bob and Jim in Paris Two Americans

""Batman we need your help in Paris immediately.""

A one-armed eldery man and his wife step into a restaurant in Paris The man orders a steak while his wife goes for a salad. The waiter sees the man struggle with his steak

A small geographical difference An elderly man walks in to the famous restaurant Lucas Carton in Paris with his girlfriend. He orders a bottle of Rothschild Mouton 1928.

I had an idea for a movie plot. A retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris

A bomb just went off in a paris cheese shop There is de brie everywhere!

"Dad, why is my sister called Paris?" "Because we conceived her in Paris." "Ahh, thanks Dad! " "You're welcome, Backseat."

I had an idea for a movie plot. A retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris, but it turns out that idea was taken. I had another idea for one where the same agent is kidnapped with his wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.

Dad-which one do u love more?,"Dad-which one do u love more? papa or mama.. Akpos- both Dad- if i go to America n mama go to Paris.where wil u go? Akpos- Paris Dad- that mins u lyk mama.. Akpos- i lyk paris Dad-if i go to Paris n mama go to America wher wil u go? Akpos- America Dad- y? Akpos- coz i went to paris b4

Free shipping?,"I walked into an airport with two bags: ""I want this one to go to Chicago, and this one to go to Paris."" ""Sir you can't do that."" ""Why not? It happened the last time.""

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris? Because the tower is an Eiffel.

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris? No one knows, it's never been done.

What did terrorists say in Paris? "Charlie has been neutralised"