For valentine's day, I got a new car for my wife I thought that was an awesome trade

For Valentine's Day my GF upped my life insurance policy. Unrelated, anyone know why there's a ticking sound coming from underneath my car?

To all newly married guys..... If you screw up Valentine's Day, you'll be celebrating Palm Sunday for a long time.

For valentine's day, I'm taking my wife to see "50 Shades". How long is the movie? I need to know what time to pick her up.