For valentine's day, I got a new car for my wife I thought that was an awesome trade

Role play on Valentine's Day I am driving with my girlfriend on Valentine's Day, when we decide to stop over in a quiet and dark place near the route. Nobody could ever notice us there, and things were going to start getting hot. She suddenly starts forcing her voice and grabs her hair, and says ""*I could start talking like this and make a pony tail to pretend I am a high school girl!*"". And I replied ""*That's okay sweetheart, you don't need to act older for me*"" [Source](http://www.yoaca.co…

I asked my wife what she wanted for Valentine's Day and she said 'treat me like a princess!' I'm having her killed in a traffic accident in Paris.

Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?