Headed to the Gyno... I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quic…

Paris Jackson just got a tattoo in honour of her father... It's bad.

Whom you like most! Mother or Father A father asked a kid. Whom you like most, Me or your mother? The kid replies ""both"" Father: Chose one Kid: again said both now father chooses another strategy Father: If your mother goes to Paris and I go to America then where you'll prefer to go Kid: Paris Father: ah here you go, so it means you like your mother over me Kid: No it's not like that but Paris is just so beautiful Fther: Changes the question hmm alright. If I go to Paris and your mother goes t…

A joke my mother told me. A groundskeeper in France was sweeping the driveway to an apartment building in Paris. *Sweep* *Sweep*. *Sweep Sweep*. So it went for about an hour, with regularity. *Sweep Sweep*. *Sweep Sweep*. Suddenly he came to a spot with a very annoying patch of dirt. In an attempt to get it off he began to use more force and speed. *Sweepsweepsweepsweepsweepsweep* Suddenly above him he hears a window slide open, and a man sticks his head out and shouts: ""Monsieur, you're messin…