Taking a nap now. If you're tempted to wake me, please remember Jurassic Park. Just because we can do it, doesn't always mean we should.#Jurassic Park0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A Clinton is running for POTUS, a Jurassic Park movie dominated the summer box office, and they found a knife on OJ's property. It's 1994.#Clinton#Jurassic Park#Work0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
That scene from Jurassic Park where the T-Rex is breathing heavily up against the jeep glass, except its me at the hotdog display in 7/11#Jurassic Park0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park and wonder if dinosaur tastes good.#Jurassic Park#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
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(Date) "What's wrong?" Oh nothing I'm just a nervous hummer "Aw how cute!!" *perfectly hums the entire Jurassic Park theme at full volume*#Jurassic Park0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My hobbies include humming the Jurassic Park theme song to my chickens, to make them feel more in touch with their ancestors.#Jurassic Park0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Naming that space movie Gravity makes about as much sense as naming Jurassic Park something like There's No Dinosaurs In This.#Jurassic Park0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Can't wait for the release of Jurassic Park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours#Jurassic Park0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Noah's Ark was so unrealistic. Have you ever tried to pen up velociraptors? Did the guy who wrote the Bible even watch Jurassic Park first?#Noahs#Jurassic Park#Religion0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it's an uplifting film about dinosaurs and people who work together to rebuild an island.#Jurassic Park0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My mom learning how to use twitter is like the raptors figuring out how to open doors in Jurassic Park.#Jurassic Park#Twitter#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park#Jurassic Park#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Yo mama.. is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park#Steven Spielberg#Jurassic Park#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus. I watched Jurassic Park tonight, stole this.#Jurassic Park#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park? Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense. Didn't you watch the movie?#Jurassic Park#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Marriage is like walk in park.... and the name of this park is ""Jurassic Park""#Jurassic Park#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Funny Spanish joke with english explanation My mom told me this one. Un pinareno va al blockbuster a rentar una pelicula. Asere estoy buscando una pelicula que me dijeron que es buenisima y se llama Tu Culo es un Parque clerk: que?! Como se llama? Guy: Tu Culo es un parque! No la conoces? Me dicen que es buenisima y famosa. Clerk: estas seguro que se llama tu Culo es un parque? Guy: Si! Me la dijeron en ingles ""Jur-ass-is-park"" tu Culo es un parque! EXPLANATION A Pinareno is basically the Cuba…Read more#Que#Miami#Jurassic Park#Parents+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
With all of this technology, you would think we would have exercise equipment that simulated scenes from Jurassic Park to actually motivate my ass to run.#Jurassic Park0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.#Chuck Norris#Jurassic Park0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park Everyone is just there to watch me eat.#Jurassic Park#Food0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric#Jurassic Park1310🔗 ShareWhatsApp