Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park and wonder if dinosaur tastes good.

Jurassic Park Jurassic Park II Jurassic Park III Jurassic Park IIII Jurassic Park IIIII [this fence is taking forever]

My mom learning how to use twitter is like the raptors figuring out how to open doors in Jurassic Park.

Yo mama.. is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park