Dating me is like a walk in the park - Jurassic Park.

Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park and wonder if dinosaur tastes good.

My mom learning how to use twitter is like the raptors figuring out how to open doors in Jurassic Park.

The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park