Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park and wonder if dinosaur tastes good.#Jurassic Park#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jurassic Park Jurassic Park II Jurassic Park III Jurassic Park IIII Jurassic Park IIIII [this fence is taking forever]#Park Jurassic Park#Jurassic Park#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My mom learning how to use twitter is like the raptors figuring out how to open doors in Jurassic Park.#Jurassic Park#Twitter#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park#Jurassic Park#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Yo mama.. is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park#Steven Spielberg#Jurassic Park#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp