Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park and wonder if dinosaur tastes good.

Jurassic Park Jurassic Park II Jurassic Park III Jurassic Park IIII Jurassic Park IIIII [this fence is taking forever]

My mom learning how to use twitter is like the raptors figuring out how to open doors in Jurassic Park.

The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park