The Bible is so unrealistic, Noah's wife would have never allowed two spiders on that boat.

According to the Bible, what's Noah's favorite fruit? Pears.

Something the church won't tell you: The male dog never made it on to Noah's ark, yet survived the floods. He was a good buoy.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?,"Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day ""took no note"".