Funny Spanish joke with english explanation My mom told me this one. Un pinareno va al blockbuster a rentar una pelicula. Asere estoy buscando una pelicula que me dijeron que es buenisima y se llama Tu Culo es un Parque clerk: que?! Como se llama? Guy: Tu Culo es un parque! No la conoces? Me dicen que es buenisima y famosa. Clerk: estas seguro que se llama tu Culo es un parque? Guy: Si! Me la dijeron en ingles ""Jur-ass-is-park"" tu Culo es un parque! EXPLANATION A Pinareno is basically the Cuban blonde joke. In Miami there are a shit ton of Cubans so everyday life is pretty funny since you come across funny pronounciations due to the broken English. Also, Cuban people are very proud and confident and speaking English for them is a big deal and they show it off all the time. The joke is that the guy heard someone say Jurassic Park is a good movie but they said it in English. So when he went to rent it he wanted to show off his English skills and tried to translate Jurassic park but instead he translated ""your ass is a park"" or ""tu Culo es un parque"" its pretty freaking hilarious if your a Cuban American living in Miami...