Facebook Jokes

The only effective way to end a Facebook conversation is with "LOL"

Facebook is a big party where the host is in a back room going through all the coats.

Find a way to dress up as "accidentally liking someone's Facebook picture from 2 years ago" and really scare people this Halloween.

Google+ is starting to sound like a half-way house for people that aren't phony enough for Facebook but aren't edgy enough for Twitter.

Fox canceled Cops. So I guess if I want to stay current on what my family is up to now, I'll have to turn to Facebook.

"Happy Monday," said the Facebook status of the girl with no grasp of reality.

have u ever tried to break a crush by looking at their Facebook like PLEASE post abt Mumford & sons or smth so I can be free from this curse

Sorry I commented "yikes" on that pic of your baby you posted on facebook.

You guys I found this new great birth control called pregnant women posting pictures on Facebook.

Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn't realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It's causing quite a stir...

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know

Facebook is where you'll find people sharing screenshots of sarcastic tweets and commenting "stupid".

I deactivated my Facebook so I won't know if any bible verses are "so true" for a while.

I update my Facebook picture to a jail mugshot over the holidays so my family will go visit someone else.

Friend: What time is it? Me: (pulls out phone, checks Twitter and Facebook notifications, puts phone away) Friend: Well? Me: Well what?

RT if you just read Facebook for the ads

Dear Stephanie on Facebook, I do not care that you are watching The Breakfast Club. I only want to know what channel it's on.

Telling my friends that I prefer twitter over facebook is like when a white girl brought a black guy home for dinner in the '60s

And then alcohol said "Put that on facebook, it's hilarious." But alcohol was wrong. So very wrong.

No thanks, Winter Olympics. If I wanted to see a bunch of white people playing in the snow, I'd hop on over to Facebook.

facebook is down where are we gonna keep all of our faces

My mom read Tolstoy at 12. She has a great career. She knows the capital of every country. She just asked me to put internet in her Facebook

BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession.

Thanks for the Facebook invite to your wedding cheapass. Please enjoy this FarmVille mystery gift on the occasion of your marriage.

Crazy that we could end poverty by having an airplane drop thousands of inspirational quotes from Facebook on a 3rd world village.