Vicar: The bride and groom have written their own vows. *Everyone lets out a huge groan as Tolstoy reaches into his suit pocket*#Tolstoy0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Do you like Tolstoy?" "Of course. Who doesn't?" "What's your favourite book?" "The one where Woody is kidnapped & Buzz tries to save him".#Tolstoy#Woody0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My mom read Tolstoy at 12. She has a great career. She knows the capital of every country. She just asked me to put internet in her Facebook#Tolstoy#Facebook#Technology#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp