If you're new to Twitter from Facebook, you can just reply "Like" to all of my tweets. I'll understand

If Twitter is a rave then Facebook is a Tupperware party.

*Makes joke on Twitter* *5 Retweets* *Makes same joke on Facebook* *5 comments from aunts saying that the joke was inappropriate*

Experts are close to classifying internet addiction as a mental illness. They just need to check one more thing. And Facebook. And Twitter.