If you're new to Twitter from Facebook, you can just reply "Like" to all of my tweets. I'll understand

If Twitter is a rave then Facebook is a Tupperware party.

Experts are close to classifying internet addiction as a mental illness. They just need to check one more thing. And Facebook. And Twitter.

*Goes back in time to kill the inventors of Twitter. Returns home to amaze friends on Facebook with endless jokes about vodka & pizza.*