Stephanie Jokes

my new year resolution is 1080p thanks please make this go viral so my ex gf stephanie sees it steph if ur reading this please take me back

Dear Stephanie on Facebook, I do not care that you are watching The Breakfast Club. I only want to know what channel it's on.

[NYE] ME: *wearing 2017 glasses* OPTOMETRIST: *rubbing his temples* Stephanie your eyesight may be bad but you really only need one pair

Stephanie Meyer goes to the hospital... And finds out she has cancer. She asks the doctor what she can do, and he tells her that the odds of survival for surgery are very low, but there is a specialist doctor he knows of who has a 90% success rate. She gets in touch with this specialist, who tells her that he can do it in three months time, but it will cost her ten million dollars. She agrees, and sends him the money. The day of the operation arrives, when Stephanie receives a call from the doct…

I never told my wife I had an ex-fiancee One thing I never told my wife is that I had a fiancee before her. It’s a long story, so buckle up. It was the year after I graduated college. I was dating my girlfriend, Stephanie, for a couple years and things were getting serious. At the time, I had my roommate, Joey, but he was a Craigslist roommate. We didn’t know each other very well. If you asked me how I knew him aside from Craigslist, the answer is I didn’t. He wouldn’t even tell me where he gr…

A couple wakes up in the middle of the night to find a thief in their bedroom The thief points a gun at the couple. "Now that you've seen me, I have to kill you both. Tell me your names and you won't suffer. I remember all my victims by their names." The woman says "Stephanie." "Wow. I can't kill you after all.. Stephanie was my Mother's name." He points the gun at the man and asks his name. "Phil. But all my friends call me Stephanie."

Brad and Stephanie decided.. ..that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and ask him to report on all the neighborhood activities.