David received a parrot for his birthday The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't expletives#David#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
An anti-Semite walks into a bar and sits down. He sees a man sitting at a table nearby wearing a Star of David and doesn't like it.#David#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two Beggars Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by and look at both beggars#David#Rome0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day#David#Mental Hospital#Doctor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two Christians are lost in an Arabian desert David and Michael were going on a safari where they got lost and their car stopped working#David#Michael#Arabian Desert#Driving0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome One held a Cross in front of him; the other one was holding the Star of David. Many people passed by#David#Rome0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My name is David and I had my ID stolen the other day. Now they just call me Dav.#David1704🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Hello, is this anonymous NSA hotline?" "Yes, David, how can we help you?"#David#Nsa2830🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him? Don't touch my marbles.#David#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you say to a beggar who's wearing a Star of David? "Jewish I'd give you money."#David#Money#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot? Elton John's chin.#David#Beckhams#Elton Johns#Chin+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two beggars – one Jewish, the other Catholic – were sitting side by side in a street in Rome. One had the Star of David in front of him; the other had a cross. A number of people passed by and looked at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the one sitting behind the cross. Among the crowds was a priest who paused and watched dozens of people giving to the beggar behind the cross while completely ignoring the one behind the Star of David. Eventually he felt so sorry for the beggar beh…Read more#David#Rome#Catholic Country#Rosenberg Brothers+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Brooklyn was stuck with his math homework. "Dad," he yelled, "will you help me with my homework?" "I don't know, son," said David. "It wouldn't really be right, would it?" "Probably not," said Brooklyn. "But have a go anyway." BIRDS#David#Brooklyn#School#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp