John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK. Doctor: "We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patien…

3 guys are waiting while their wives give birth A nurse emerges from the back and says, ""Mr. David, come on back, your wife has delivered two beautiful babies!"" ""Wow! Twins, huh? That's interesting, I'm from the twin rivers."" Said Mr. David After another hour, a second nurse comes into their room and says, ""Mr. Smith, you wife has had healthy triplets!"" ""That's awesome!"" Replied Mr. Smith, ""I'm from the three islands, Jonu, Frot and Trik."" And with that he went back with the nurse The …

Magic Cheese ""Your blood pressure and cholesterol are too high for a 30 year old."" The Doctor said to David. ""You need to lose some weight and soon. You are sweating too much and your stool samples look a little too loose. In fact, you have the early stages of dysentery due to the terrible things you eat. I'm going to write you a prescription for cheese."" ""That's a little harsh Doc, but cheese?"" Davis said. ""Why do I need a prescription for cheese?"" ""This isn't just any cheese, it's mag…

the 500 page book written by a madman Place : Mental Hospital Doctor- what is this? Patient- this is the book i wrote. Total 500 pages Doctor- you wrote 500 pages.!!! What did you write?? Patient: 1st page i wrote 1 king ride on horse & going towards jungle. and on the last page i write the king reached the jungle Doctor- you idiot! the rest of 498 pages what did you write? . . Patient-tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.... tigdik …