Davis Jokes

THIS IS THE COPS. WE KNOW YOU HAVE NWA'S "FU*CK THE POLICE" ON REPEAT IN THERE. COME OUT & SAY SORRY TO OFFICER DAVIS. YOU MADE HIM CRY DUDE

In Canada, Miles Davis is known as Kilometers Davis.

went to europe once for a miles davis concert --sorry, i meant kilometers davis...

Tried to cover Miles Davis but failed miserably... I Kind of Blue it

Miles Davis was indeed a lucky man... He literally had a Blow Job lasting 45 years.

What do you think of Miles Davis? he kind of blew

Mr. Isaac's Fourth Grade Class Mr. Isaac's fourth grade class was struggling in Social Studies. During their Civil War unit, he decided to try something to spice up the boring curriculum that was causing the class to fail. He spent all night working on his presentation. He hand sewed a Jefferson Davis costume, and even practiced his accent. The next morning, he started off class as ""Mr. Davis, a real-life veteran of the Civil War."" He launched into his presentation flawlessly, and the kids lov…

Magic Cheese ""Your blood pressure and cholesterol are too high for a 30 year old."" The Doctor said to David. ""You need to lose some weight and soon. You are sweating too much and your stool samples look a little too loose. In fact, you have the early stages of dysentery due to the terrible things you eat. I'm going to write you a prescription for cheese."" ""That's a little harsh Doc, but cheese?"" Davis said. ""Why do I need a prescription for cheese?"" ""This isn't just any cheese, it's mag…

In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis. Don't know how anyone could stoop so low.

The new iOS has some nifty features for the smart home. ""Siri, prepare for coitus."" ""OK, here's some Miles Davis."" ""Dimming the lights."" ""Dialing escort service."" Just thought of this today. Thoughts? Any ideas on this theme?

Bubba n' Buford V Since Bubba had just lost another trailer house (east Texas for recently divorced), Buford decided to cheer him up by takin' him on a huntin' trip in the Davis Mountians out in west Texas. Well, they'd spent mosta the day lookin' for Jackalopes, had run outta ammunition shootin' at empty beer cans, n' was headed back to the pickup when the run across the biggest, meanist lookin' west Texas mountian lion they ever saw. On foot n' outta ammo you can understand the seruious nature…

Miles Davis Is 1,6 times longer than his European cousin Kilometers Davis

Mole family and farmer Davis There was a mole family on a farm, they had a mole hole. The farm belonged to Farmer Davis. One day Farmer Davis decided to cook some chicken, so he starts a cookin. Papa mole could smell some chicken and thought it smelled so good, so he scurried on up the mole hole and say at the entrance and whiffed! "It's so good" he exclaimed. He called his wife , Mama mole to come smell it too. She then scurried up the mole hole next to papa mole and smelled the chicken. …

What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons? you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

A jazz player dies and goes to heaven... (no that's not the joke)... Once he gets there, St. Peter points to where the heavenly jazz band is forming. The guy goes there and sees all of the greats that ever lived... Charlie Parker, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, everybody! Duke Ellington was conducting the band. "Duke, this is some kind of band! I mean, you've got everybody here! This is great!" "Yeah" Duke replies, "it's okay." The jazz player is shocked. "OK? This is the greatest band ever!" Duke …